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Magistrates are gatvol


The magistrates of Mzansi courts are gatvol and are taking to the streets to voice out their displeasure at being unfairly paid compared to the judges.Labantu bafuna the same money as the judges and would be toyi toying for lento bayifunayo. This strike is considered illegal though and these magistrates can get into moeligeuit for die ding.


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Jackson at Saftas


Hollywood star Samuel Jackson was at the South African Film and Television Awards ngoMgqibelo apha eMzansi.Lomakoya wamamovie ugaleleke ngaphandle kwe media fanfare apha kuleli. The crowd went off the hook when he appeared on stage.Samuel is the biggest banking start


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ANC disband Youth League

4456530660_79b07ce5ff_q.jpgThe youth wing of the African National Congress has been disbanded by the mother body under the new Mangaung administration elected last December.

This renders the youth league non existence from now going forward, kuyaqala nqa ukuba the youth league in the new dispensation has been disbanded. 


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Proteas Win Pink Drive ODI

Proteas_in_pink.jpgThe Pink Drive was a success. The 3rd Momentum ODI South Africa vs Pakistan was labeled the Pink Drive. The Proteas were wearing a pink kit in support of breast cancer, but not only the Proteas, the Proteas staff, umpires, commentators, Pakistan and supporters had something pink on them. Everything was pink; Castle LagerSport_button.png

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Women just know

Tigerwoods_cheaters_club.jpegBafethu its official, amacherri are the detectives in this game called love or ukujola if ungowasekasi.

Women’s intuition is almost always right and this thing idika amajita no end. Women are something else indeed.

Amacherri have hearts as deep as an ocean or even deeper.


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Is Gordon going to drop Khumalo?

Gordon_ingesund.jpgBafana Bafana captain Bongani Khumalo could be dropped from the national team when Gordon Igesund announces his team.

Khumalo captained Bafana Bafana during the Afcon tournament which was held apha in Mzansi kulenyanga iphelileyo. As was expected, the boys didn’t disappoint and bowed


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Sugar Daddies go on Rampage


The old sugar daddies are back in the spotlight again and are causing serious damage to our society and future of Mzansi.The old geysers are causing so much havoc that the Health Minister, Dr Aaron Motsoaledi had to speak out against this guys. He said these guys are partly responsible for the


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Barcelona Overturn 2-0 Deficit


As Barcelona hosted AC Milan at Camp Nou, they were 2-0 behind Milan on aggregate. Barcelona had a fiery start as Messi scored the opener, to cut Milan's lead in half, as he put the ball in the top left hand corner. Pedro soon had a penalty appeal,


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FA Cup Quarter-final Draws and Victories

Wigan_Everton.pngBy Thobeka Ngema

 Wigan Athletic visited Everton at Goodison Park, where they surprised the hosts with a 3-0 victory and dumped them out of the FA Cup. Everton were without goalkeeper Tim Howard who was out with a back injury. Maynor Figeroa scored the first with a header from a corner, and a


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New Mini heads to Mzansi

Mini_cooper.jpgA new stylish mini cooper will be in Mzansi by June and is expected to be a bomb given how Mzansians like the car.

The JCW Paceman was recently released eNgilani and caused a few mouth drops when the curtains were revealed. The makers claim lekari is the best in the game, of course. This mini is the


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Oscar on death end?

Oscar_Pistorious.jpgParalympian and murder accused Oscar Pistorius is reportedly on the limits of life and could end it any day now.

Accused of murdering his model ex girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, Oscar is taking things hard if his pal is to be believed. His chommie says he is a broken man. At-least he is still alive, Reeva is not only broken,she is dead.


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Mock-up cover released


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