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5 Jozihood Plastic surgeries


People sometimes find it necessary to do a little nip and tuck, trim, resize here and there. Here are five of our very own Mzansi Celebs who have gone under the knife.. 


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Cocktails for the gents


Guys usually see cocktails as idrinks zama cherry. If you see a guy drinking a cocktail, some will immediately assume that he is gay. Drinking cocktails does not make you less of a man than umjita who is downing beer.



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Gay wedding blows Americans over

GAY_MAKOTI.jpgA Recent gay marriage that happened in KwaZulu- Natal has blown the United States of America over and has tongue talking in Obamaland.Two weeks back, Thoba Sithole and Cameron Modisane exchanged I do's in a traditional Zulu marriage style.


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Blacks are ugly


Of everybody in Mzansi, black people are the least attractive and are a pain to look at.This is according to the survey conducted by the best university in Mzansi, University of Cape Town. It reported this on its campus newspaper kutshanje.


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Top Proteas honoured

Proteas_Latest.jpgThree members of the all conquering Mzansi cricket team,the Proteas have been honoured in the Wisden Cricketer’s Almanack five Cricketers of the Year.Lamajita mathathu are, HAshim Amla, Dale Steyn


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Luis Suarez Bites Again

luis-suarez.jpgLiverpool footballer Suarez bit Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic on his right arm. This was during the second half of their Barclays Premier League encounter with Chelsea at Anfield which ended in a draw



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Drive your partner over the edge by sexting

Women_more_like9181.jpgVery few things prick up the mind of a human being than the topic of sex, it brings a smile to our faces and makes some of us blush.

 A couple of years ago you would not have know or heard about sexting but it is here and emonati baba. In fact, if you have not  been sexting, what have you been doing?


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Madiba family fighting over randelas

madiba_note.jpgThe family of former Mzansi president Madiba is at war over a few randelas.What promises to be an ugly and bruising battle is looming and could explode anytime. On one corner is the family of Madiba, on


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Viewers gatvol with Generations

generations-sabc1.jpgViewers have had it up to their nose with Mzansi’s most popular soapie, Generations.The show has millions of viewers every night glued to their tellies. It has more viewers than any soapie eMzansi.


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10 Most Pirated Movies in 2012

Batman-The-Dark-Knight-Rises-the-dark-knight-rises-30411051-967-1450.jpg2012 was a great year for movies.  Eintlek bekukho imovies zintswempu so much that you could not help but go and see them more than once at the cinema.  Of course, as great as a movie is, there are ways of seeing it without using a cent from your wallet.  You can just download it for free, even though it is quite illegal.  Here is a list of the most (illegally) downloaded movies of last year:

Living the fake Le Good Life

living_the_fake_life.jpgWe see them ekasi, at local hot spots, night clubs and other events. Bafas’ ibrands; Gucci sunglasses, Lacoste golf t-shirts, a Boss Orange belt, uGiorgio Armani nama Carvella. Abafana bestyela, abaphuza the finest cognac and display it for everyone to see


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