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Corny pick up lines

As sweet as some pick up lines are, most of them are so over used that girls just do not pay attention to them and they just tell the guy to bugger off.  Amanye amajita  just don’t know when to stop and end up making themselves look like izilima.  Here are some funny pick up lines ezizokulaagisa:

Know your lines...You: Is that a mirror in your pant?

Her: No.  Why?

You: ‘Cause I can see myself in your pants

If I said you have a great body.  Would you hold it against me?

You: Was your dad a baker?

Her: No.  Why?

You: ‘Cause you have the nicest buns I’ve ever seen.

The word of the day is “legs”.  Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

You: My magic watch says that you are not wearing any underwear.

Her: I am

You: Damn!  It must be 15 minutes fast

Hi.  I have big feet.

Roses are red.  Violets are blue.  How would you like it if I came home with you?

If she doesn’t laugh at you  or akshaye nge take five for using any of these, then you must be really good looking or vele kudala ekncanwa before you got all cheesy on her and she’s decided to give you a second chance…

 

 

 

By Dulcie Baleni

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