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When you wake up feeling tired, lazy and you just know it’s going to be one of those days what do you do?Well, have sex. That’s right; make love the first thing you do when you wake up. Do it before the kids burst into the bedroom and drive you over the cliff more.

Sex will boost your moods a hundred fold and make you feel alright. It is said that ucansi makes you forget about zonke izinkinga.

If you partner is still snoring away majita, creep between her legs and gently wake her up. Catch her unaware. A surprise sex is better than a denied sex.

Amajita would love to do this because; when they wake up they already have a hard on, or kanjani guys A little bit of foreplay is all that is required and then it’s on.

Ucansi is good for you any time of the day. Most people however wait until the night to get busy between he sheets. Mzansians are not having as mush sex as they should.

If you get lucky at least 4 days in a week, consider yourself lucky. Married men are known to be a Tuesday meal. They almost always get some on Tuesday and never again.  Things like stress, work and kids disturb the programme.

Couples make the mistake of withdrawing from sexual intercourse once things get a little harder at work. This is the time they should be bonking like rabbits the most.

You can face even the most difficult boss if you could just start your day with love making. There could even be another addition to the family if all goes well.

 So majita, instead of going to that jog, cancel it once or twice a week and relieve stress the other way. If you stiil feel down and not cheered up after that, then you ought to see a specialist.

Make love, not war.

By Siphiwo Nkonki

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