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Professor Rocks as a Metro Cop

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 Superstar, Professor arrived at the Metros dressed in police regalia.The Kalawa Jazzmee artist looked like a real gaata in the uniform, smart. He looked like a Metro cop.The SAPS Act of 1995 states that it is an offence for anyone who is not a police 

Julius hides belongings

By Siphiwo Nkonki, Mzansimen 25 February 2013

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_4500569924_dc66b15b86.jpgIt doesn’t rain but pours for former ANC youth League President, groot mond Julius Malema.Currently die groot mond is being cleaned pout bit by bit. The tax man is currently auctioning Malema’s stuff trying to recruit its money that Julius allegedly owes it.

Kenny in Oscar’s corner

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Oscar Pistorius has an unlikely supporter and it’s none other than Kenny Kunene.Kenny has come out in support of Pistorius in his hour of need.  Oscar faces the gaol for allegedly shooting and killing his kgarebe, Reeva Steenkamp.Mzansi’s number one

Drum humbled

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Mzansi socialite and Top Billing presenter Bonang Matheba has scored one up against Drum magazine.

The beautiful and

Nathi Mthethwa uyatshata

By Siphiwo Nkonki
Nathi.jpgSomeone is getting hitched up in government and for a change it’s not the usual suspect  JG Zuma.
Umphathiswa wamMapolisa, uNathi Mththwa uzoba nomakoti wakhe in just under a day from now. To all the single ladies, hayikabi but Nathi is out of the game. They say when you single you playing Mvela league and when you married you in the PSL, well, it seem Mthethwa has gained promotion to the PSL.

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JuJu clothes go ka- boom!

By Siphiwo Nkonki
b_152_152_16777215_00_images_4500569924_dc66b15b86.jpgIt seems everything associated with Malema no matter how slightly fails these days.
The clothing line inspired by the wayward former ANCYL president is the latest in this string of failures.The clothing line, Juju has all but bombed and the owner has decided enough is enough,like the man himself, it’s fifteen minutes of fame is up.

Trevor haikona!!

By Siphiwo Nkonki

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_trevor_noah.jpgTension in Mzansi is at the all time high following the Oscar incident.

Never one to miss humor in anything, comedian Trevor Noah was one of the first people to tweet about the killing of Reeva Steenkamp yesterday. He made fun of the alleged shooter, Oscar Pretorius.

Funny man Noah said in his tweet: “And the Oscar goes to – Jail.”

Hang man No!

By Siphiwo Nkonki

Lulu Xingwana, Minister for Women, Children and People with Disabilities has rejected calls that the

death penalty be reinstated for violent crime.

Speaking after she attending the court case of the two men accused of raping and killing Anene

Booysen, Xingwana said:

Idols 9 open in Feb

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_mthethwa-khaya1.jpgThe ninth season of SA Idols will start auditions on 2nd February kicking off their leg at The Grandwest Entertainment World.

Channel24 reported that auditions will be held in, Johannesburg, Durban and in Soweto.

Record exports in Mzansi wine

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_wine_cellar.jpgMzansi’s wine industry reported that amaexports alast year had reached 417-million litres, a new record for the sector.

Wines of SA CEO Su Birch said the industry received 10-million litres more than the previous record of 407-million litres achieved in 2008 and a 17% increase on volumes in 2011.

Money talks- Inbox Mark Zuckerberg

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_Mark_Zuckerberg2.jpgYou can send an inbox message to Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg for a cool R900.

The tech blog Mashable reported that Facebook users trying to message Zuckerberg are offered the option to fork out R900 to ensure that their message reaches the Facebook CEO's inbox. This is according to the TimesLive report. 

Malema bankrupt

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_juju_malema.jpgFormer African National Congress Youth League president uJulius Malema ‘Juju’ is facing bankruptcy.

According to a report by News24, Malema told oshwashwi ba Sunday “he was being avoided as if he had leprosy by people who had been his friends until recently”.

The Kanye West white affair concert

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_kanye_1.jpgi2nd ka February seyifikile! And if awukali ngqayi  ikhanjani lakho yet, you better go get it while they are still available.  Yebo, I’m talking about the Kanye West concert which will be held in partnership with Castle Lite.

English lessons for prostitutes

 

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_marhosha.jpgBrazilian prostitutes will be taught English lessons to help them prepare for the foreign influx during the FIFA World Cup.

iAfrica.com quotes Cida Vieira saying: "They will be learning everyday expressions as well as technical sex vocabulary.

Eastern cape teachers to protest

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_schools_in_Ec2.jpgSouth African Democratic Teachers Association says it will hold a strike when schools reopen in the Eastern Cape next week.

Teachers will protest for idismissal zempintshi zabo and the redeployment of some of them, Herald online reported.

Wednesday iinqokonqoko zikaSADTU zihlangne eBhisho to launch a counter-offensive with battle-lines drawn against what it calls, “the state onslaught against quality public education”.

Tough year ahead for consumers

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_graph2.jpgEconomists have warned Mzansi consumers against taking more debt as this year promises to be a tough year for them.South Africans have always been warned against living beyond their means and data shows that most people are in debt and some can’t pay their debts

Mzansi celebs make the Forbes List

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_DJ_Sbu.jpgThree of ama celebrity alapha eMzansi have made it to the Forbes magazine list as Africa’s celebs to watch out this year.TV personality Bonang Matheba; comedian, Trevor Noah and Dj Sbu of Metro FM are reported to be the only celebs to make the list.

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Pandemonium at Free State Prison

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_cell1.jpgAbout 50 Groenpunt prisoners in Deneysville, Free State, suffered injuries in a stampede this morning.

A riot had broken out around 4pm yesterday when prisoners refused to eat and started setting fires.

Zuma closes centenary celebrations

Jacob Zuma

Yesterday ANC president, Jacob Zuma closed the party’s centenary celebrations at the ICC in KwaZulu Natal.

The ceremony was chaired by Baleka Mbete and was a great success, ku taidile, kujabulwa with a large crowd at the ICC.

uTata uMandela steadily recovering

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_mandela2.jpgFormer president Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela has recovered from a lung infection and surgery. The surgery was done to remove gallstones that kept him at One Military Hospital in Pretoria for nearly three weeks in December.

 

Five men charged with murder and rape

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_rape_protestors.jpgOn the 16th December 2012 in India, five men and a teenage boy attacked and raped a 23-year-old woman and her male companion on a bus for hours.  They also attacked her with an iron bar which caused severe internal injuries which later contributed to her death

Violence in CAR a concern for Zuma

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_zuma_photo.jpgThe latest slates of violence in the Central African Republic have become so bad that Pretoria has been forced to do something about them.

According to News24, President Jacob Zuma sent minister of Defence and Military Veterans uMinister Nosiviwe Mapisa- Nqakula, ayocava the situation at the venue

Kim Kardashian Pregnant

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Its all over oshwashi and tweeter that Kim Kardashian is pregnant.  She announced that yena nomuntu wakhe, Kanye West are expecting a child together. 

According to reports, Kim is 12 weeks into the pregnancy.  They announced this on Twitter and Kanye gladly interrupted his show and told the crowd “to stop the music and make noise for his baby mama”. 

Racism still rife in rife in south africa

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_no-racism.gifIt’s been 18 years since the end of apartheid and it seemed that the country was slowly moving forward and being united as the rainbow nation.  It is now 2012 but kusekho abantu abaphila emva and refuse to accept that there is no superior race in this country.

The ANC NEC finally elected

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_motlanthe2.jpgAfter various stumbiling blocks the elections for the National Executive Committee of the ANC have finally been concluded, and of course nama surprises a baie.

A few of the popular ANC members, particularly those seen to be against the party president Jacob Zuma bakhahlelwe phandle and were voted out. There were also those making a comeback.

Assassination plot foiled

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_news_bomb_plot.jpgU president Zuma ebeyi target  kunye nabaphathi aphezulu be ANC bebeyi target ye mass assesination. Four men belonging to a right wing extremist group have been arrested over the weekend and are facing charges of high treason and terrorism.

Second Phase of Transition adopted

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_anc_mangaung.jpgThe ANC has adopted the Second Transitional Phase at its 53 electoral conference currently underway in Mangaung in the Free State. Eintlek’ le second transition will look at how the economic condition of “the people”, especially black people can be improved. The first phase was mainly about political transition.

Mock-up cover released

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