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Obama returns money

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_obama_photo.jpgUS president Barack Obama has his wallet so full these days that he has offered to give a percentage of his annual salary.The president of the free world recently traveled to the holy city of Jerusalem where his Limo

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New radio stations hit Mzansi

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_radio_station.jpgThree new babies have been added on to the already dense population of radio stations South Africa has.The new stations are, Smile Fm, One Gospel and Power FM. Such a lot of varieties Mzansians are spoilt for choices.

Zuma attends ECCAS summit

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_zuma2.jpgMzansi president, Jacob Zuma has jetted into CHAD where he will be attending the ECCAS summit with other African heads of states.The ECCAS is meeting to discuss a few political issues regarding that region. Chief of which would obviously be the civil

Happy Sindane is no more

happy_sindane.jpgOne of Mzansi’s favourite sons, Happy Sindane has passed away.It appears that Happy was murdered as his body was found depleted with wounds. Some say he was stoned to death.10 years ago Mzansi was introduced to Happy Sindane who at the time claimed to

Domestic worker abused

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_domestic-worker.jpgA domestic worker was beaten black and blue by her employer that she had to be hospitalized.

The story was first brokered by the Cape Town based newspaper, Cape Argus.  The newspaper even names both the victim and the culprit mentioning the victim’s age as well.

Madiba on game

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_madiba.jpgA cyber game is being designed to feature non other than Mzansi’s biggest name, Nelson Mandela.Already the biggest brand eMzansi, Madiba’s name is set to get even bigger and could surpass all other brand names at current rate.

Its Ganja Time Folks

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_ganjatree.jpgThe world renowned herb marijuana is at it again in Mzansi appearing out of the blue at our capital city Pretoria.

Dagga as the herb is called eMzansi has been found and subsequently done away with by amajita ayisebenzisayo. It didn’t even take a day to cultivate it. Dagga has always been in demand ekasi.

The tiger claws to the top


b_152_152_16777215_00_images_Tigerwoods_cheaters_club.jpegTiger Mahlati Woods has done it again; he has ascended to the top of the golfing world again after he briefly borrowed the throne to some players.

Woods has reclaim his spot and done it with style. The ruler is back golf fanatics, Woods is home at number one and you know it’s a fact.

Jub Jub makes them cry



Jailed musician Jub Jub has been performing for the inmates and making grown men cry in the gaol.Jubby has not lost his voice even though he lost his freedom. These days he sings for the inmates he is kept with in Sun City.Amadoda amdala ebekhal ngekhathi uJubby

Brenda Fassie is back

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_Brenda_fassie.jpgBongani Fassie had a chance to perform with his late mother, Brenda Fassie again after so many years.

The late queen of pop was brought back to the stage via hologram at the Hansa show of legends. Bongani as well as the many fans that came out to see Mabrrr bebefile luvuyo. The show was at Newton, Jozi mabone.

SA soldiers dead in CAR

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_soldiers_photo.jpgMzansi soldiers were over the weekend shot and killed in Central African Republic.

It is believed that the soldiers were killed by the rebels in that country. The country is currently experiencing political unrest.

SA soldiers were sent there to keep the peace. There is a civil war going on in CAR.

Andile aiming for the hot seat

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_Andiles_picture.jpgThe vacant seat of the African National Congress Youth League has already got a capable candidate vying for it.

Last week ANC secretary general, Gwede Mantashe wathi that the mother body has decided to make finish with the young lions. The ANC said genoed is genoeg; these cubs are unruly and should

Eskom secretive

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_Eskom.jpgPower utility Eskom has been keeping secrets from Mzansians for years and has now been finally caught out.

Earlier Eskom asked for an increment of 8% the next couple of years saying this was necessary to keep it providing ugesi to all Mzansi citizens as well as businesses.

Kells show put on hold

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_Rkelly.jpgAmerican and world renowned RnB singer R Kelly has seen his show in Mzansi cancelled at the eleventh hour.

Kells, as his millions of fans call him, was set to kick off his tour ngomso (21 March 2013) but loku akuzukwenzeka anymore. So masupporters ache will just have to wait a little longer.

Not for sale to persons under 21

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_Under21.jpgThe government of Mzansi is now planning to stop selling of alcohol to all people under 21 years of age.

 Okwangoku, the alcohol advertisements say the age limit is 18 but if rhulumente has its way this will change kungentsuku zatywala.

Urhulumente uzithethelela athi utywala causes a

Mzansi bioskop yakhula

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_sarafina.jpgMzansi bioskop is steadily growing year after year in terms of movies being made and produced cinemas as well as television.

The industry is currently experiencing its best year ever to date, and the next year can even be better if this trend is followed. However we are still not even a mile near Hollywood or Bollywood. Nollywood are the biggest movie producers in Africa.

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Too many baby mamas at EC schools

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_pregnant_girl.jpgA staggering amount of girls in the Eastern Cape fall pregnant while still at school, haibo.

This province is one of the few in the country that have a serious problem in education. It even had the least number of learners that passed their metric behind Limpopo.

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Jackson at Saftas

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_Samuel_jackson.jpgHollywood star Samuel Jackson was at the South African Film and Television Awards ngoMgqibelo apha eMzansi.Lomakoya wamamovie ugaleleke ngaphandle kwe media fanfare apha kuleli. The crowd went off the hook when he appeared on stage.

Samuel is the biggest banking start

ANC disband Youth League

4456530660_79b07ce5ff_q.jpgThe youth wing of the African National Congress has been disbanded by the mother body under the new Mangaung administration elected last December.

This renders the youth league non existence from now going forward, kuyaqala nqa ukuba the youth league in the new dispensation has been disbanded.

Riah: I did not Laugh Out Loud

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_Riah_police_commisioner.jpgPolice commissioner, Riah Phiyega yesterday told the Marikana commission that she did not LOL when she was watching the video footage that happened in Marikana.

Lo ka-Phiyega uthe uxelele lekhomishini ykyba uzikhaba ngawo omane ingxelo zokuba 

Mahoota hits 50

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_vetkuk_mahoota.jpegDj Mahoota of Vetkuk vs Mahoota hits half a century today and not on a cricket pitch but in age.

The young looking Kwaito star turned DJ is planning to host a massive bash in celebrating this milestone and uzube ewisa indlu blind blind. Mahoota looks better than most 50 

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Magistrates are gatvol

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_Funny_pic.jpgThe magistrates of Mzansi courts are gatvol and are taking to the streets to voice out their displeasure at being unfairly paid compared to the judges.Labantu bafuna the same money as the judges and would be toyi toying for lento bayifunayo. This strike is

Sugar Daddies go on Rampage


The old sugar daddies are back in the spotlight again and are causing serious damage to our society and future of Mzansi.

The old geysers are causing so much havoc that the Health Minister, Dr Aaron Motsoaledi had to speak out against

Free Wi-Fi on Samsung

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_samsung.jpegCellphone maker, Samsung has decided to give its users an early Easter present by providing them with a free data.

Samsung users will from now receive a cool 1GB per month from the company to keep in touch with abocherri and abomakwapheni and their sex buddies. This offer will last for a year,

Oscar on death end?


b_152_152_16777215_00_images_Oscar_Pistorious.jpgParalympian and murder accused Oscar Pistorius is reportedly on the limits of life and could end it any day now.

Accused of murdering his model ex girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, Oscar is taking things hard if his pal is to be believed. His chommie says he is a broken man. At-least he is still alive, Reeva is not only broken,she is dead.

Msholozi condemns rape

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_zuma2.jpgMzansi number one citizen, President Jacob Zuma says there should not be any women or child raped in this country.

Mr Zuma ebenikeza inkulumo at Glendale Secondary in Mitchell’s plain in the Cape Flats. The Cape Flats area is one of the roughest areas to live in Mzansi. Ubuhlobongela

Sin Tax scourge


b_152_152_16777215_00_images_PravinGordhan.jpgFinance minister Pravin Gordhan yesterday delivered his yearly budget speech in parliament, Cape Town.

It was another Trillion randelas budget, imali idlal ‘abantwana apha eMzantsi. One thing about the budget speech,

BIS dead on MTN


Cellphone operator MTN is killing the BIS and will put something else in its place.And no memorial service will be held for it, it’s gone bafethu, ifedile,finish and klaar!

Van volgende mond sal daar geen BIS wees nie, ons sal oor BBA gesels, BlackBerry Absolute. Liquid Deep

Zulu out of jail

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_sifiso_zulu.jpgYesterday Prince Sifiso Zulu was set free from his supposed to be three year jail sentence in Pietermaritzburg.

Zulu only did nine months and was pardoned. President Zuma told the nation that certain prisoners

Mamphele: Can’t touch this

b_152_152_16777215_00_images_mamphele_foto.jpgHead of newly establish political platform AGANG, Mamphele Ramphele says she won’t take money from the Guptas.Ramphele, speaking to City Press said of the stance AGANG takes in as far as funding is concerned:“Obviously, we are not going to accept money

Mock-up cover released


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